THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AS YOU AGE .                                     THIS GUY NAILS IT

 Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?if you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited About aging that you think in fractions ."how old are you?"...I'm four and a half... You're never 36 and a half.... You're four and a half going on five! 

 That's the key .you get into your teen's,now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number. How old are you? "I'm gonna be 16". You could be 12, but you're gonna be 16.

 And the greatest day of your life happens ...you become 21.even the words sound like a ceremony... You BECOME 21...YES!!! But then you turn 30...oooh what happens there?Make you sound like bad milk... He turned, we had to throw him out. There's no fun now. What's wrong? What changed?

 You BECOME 21,you TURN 30,then you're push ing 40...stay over there,its all slipping away ...you BECOME 21,you TURN30, you're PUSHING40, you REACH 50...and your dreams are gone.

 Then you MAKE IT to 60...you didn't think you'd make it!!! 

 So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30,you're PUSHING 40,you REACH 50 you MAKE IT to 60... then you build up so much speed you HIT 70! 

After that,it's day by day thing. After that, you HIT Wednesday.... you get to your 80's,you HIT lunch. My grandma won't even buy green bananas ....it's an investment you know, and may be a bad one.

 And it doesn't end there.... Into the 90's you start going backwards.... I was just 92.... Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100 ,you become a little kid again... " I'm 100 and a half!!!!"

                           THE PENDING COFFEE  

                            We were in a small coffee shop
                            Two customers arrive.
                      " 5 coffees.2 for us3 pending" 
                      they pay the 5,they only get 2. 
                            
                        "What's a pending coffee?" I ask. 
                         "Wait and see".

    More customers.two girls get they coffees,they pay normally. 
    
                  After awhile,3lawyers ask for 7 coffees 
                 they only drink 3,but paid the for the7.
         
                 While we were talking a poor man enters the shop.
                 With a soft voice he asks "Do you have any pending                         coffee?"
                 
                 This type of charity was born in Nepoli
                 people pay in anticipation for the coffees and even
                 meals for others who can't  

                

                                   For You ........    
                   
Its for you..... ever since the day you come into my life ,I knew you would be here the end of the time .No matter what I say and what i do , there is not a single moment when I don't think of you. There are only two times I want with you, now and forever. Some times its hard to find  word to tell you how much you mean to me. 
   You are the first and last thing on my mind each and every day. 
                 I LOVE YOU MY FRIEND